1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:12,000 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:44,079 JUNIOR: We know what we're gonna do. 3 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:46,624 Till the government indicts, anyway. 4 00:01:47,249 --> 00:01:51,046 Jimmy! This answers your concerns? 5 00:01:51,254 --> 00:01:53,673 I think a lot of good ground was covered. 6 00:01:55,050 --> 00:01:58,053 JUNIOR: Okay, I guess that's it. 7 00:02:13,736 --> 00:02:16,989 -You gotta get the tickets. -I got them already. 8 00:02:17,239 --> 00:02:19,742 JIMMY: Fuck! The Rangers are gonna lose anyway. 9 00:02:21,243 --> 00:02:22,578 You're right, it's him. 10 00:02:22,828 --> 00:02:27,793 He asks for a meeting to discuss shit we covered. He's wearing a wire. 11 00:02:29,086 --> 00:02:30,754 You got my okay. 12 00:02:31,546 --> 00:02:34,007 Send a message to everybody else. 13 00:02:34,257 --> 00:02:35,342 All right. 14 00:02:37,386 --> 00:02:38,637 See you later. 15 00:02:48,815 --> 00:02:50,233 [ELEVATOR BELL RINGS] 16 00:02:50,441 --> 00:02:52,985 Who told me you hated the fucking Russians? 17 00:02:53,236 --> 00:02:57,782 The pricks Junior brought to pound my ass were Russian. I was bitter. 18 00:02:58,032 --> 00:03:01,119 Tony's goomar is Russian, you couldn't ask for a nicer person. 19 00:03:01,285 --> 00:03:04,914 -These two are friends of hers. -I got enough cologne on? 20 00:03:05,123 --> 00:03:07,960 Smells like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died. 21 00:03:08,252 --> 00:03:11,380 Easy for you to say. I don't get young ones. 22 00:03:11,630 --> 00:03:13,799 You'll be glad I got you out of bed. 23 00:03:14,133 --> 00:03:18,137 Russian boo-boos, you go for some foreplay, they'll detail your car. 24 00:03:19,805 --> 00:03:23,934 -How's the hygiene over there? -I don't know. This is here. 25 00:03:24,143 --> 00:03:26,603 You didn't let me put anything decent on. 26 00:03:26,813 --> 00:03:27,981 Here we are. 27 00:03:32,277 --> 00:03:34,946 Baby, how are you? 28 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,991 -Is Tatiana here? -I'll go get her. 29 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:44,289 -You are Jimmy? -Yeah, that's right, I'm Jimmy. 30 00:03:50,212 --> 00:03:52,006 JIMMY: My man! 31 00:03:54,675 --> 00:03:57,845 Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league. 32 00:04:03,225 --> 00:04:04,351 Have a seat. 33 00:04:14,112 --> 00:04:17,324 Punk-ass pieces of shit! You forget I'm a captain? 34 00:04:17,699 --> 00:04:20,702 Why don't you call for help on your radio mic, you rat! 35 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,844 -Mother of God! -SILVIO: What's wrong? 36 00:04:23,038 --> 00:04:24,623 Not wearing one tonight? 37 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,793 No time to put on anything decent. 38 00:04:27,043 --> 00:04:28,252 God! 39 00:04:28,461 --> 00:04:30,338 [SILENCED GUNSHOT] 40 00:04:33,216 --> 00:04:34,383 Get the piano dolly. 41 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:44,310 MEADOW: Come on, stop, I want to watch. 42 00:04:47,689 --> 00:04:48,690 Kiss me! 43 00:04:48,857 --> 00:04:50,943 Oh, Georgia O'Keefe. 44 00:04:51,235 --> 00:04:52,694 [NOISE] 45 00:04:53,111 --> 00:04:54,905 Was that your back gate? 46 00:04:57,241 --> 00:04:59,117 It's probably nothing, come here. 47 00:04:59,368 --> 00:05:01,578 People always say that in these movies. 48 00:05:01,787 --> 00:05:06,751 Last thing I need is your dad comes home, sees my Dominican ass. 49 00:05:07,752 --> 00:05:10,672 -LIVIA: Settimia! -Jesus fuck! 50 00:05:13,174 --> 00:05:16,761 I just saw my grandmother. How'd she get here from her nursing home? 51 00:05:19,597 --> 00:05:21,766 [BED CREAKS] 52 00:05:22,058 --> 00:05:24,769 LIVIA: Settimia! 53 00:05:29,066 --> 00:05:30,234 Cakey! 54 00:05:30,442 --> 00:05:33,028 Tell my sister to open the door! 55 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:35,489 Grandma, it's me! Anthony, Jr. 56 00:05:35,781 --> 00:05:39,618 You've got whooping cough! Get yourself under the vaporizer! 57 00:05:39,869 --> 00:05:41,453 Holy shit. 58 00:05:43,998 --> 00:05:45,417 JEREMY: What do you want? 59 00:05:45,876 --> 00:05:47,669 LIVIA: Go away! 60 00:05:48,628 --> 00:05:50,589 I will never speak 61 00:05:50,797 --> 00:05:54,384 another word to you again, Settimia. 62 00:05:55,635 --> 00:05:57,721 Aunt Settimia's dead. It's me, Meadow. 63 00:05:58,013 --> 00:05:59,806 Facia bruta! 64 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:03,476 Grandma, it's Meadow, remember? Come sit down. 65 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:07,231 LIVIA: Yes. Meadow. 66 00:06:07,732 --> 00:06:11,652 Oh, I can't stay in this house, honey bunch. 67 00:06:11,861 --> 00:06:13,821 Not while that facia bruta's in here. 68 00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:15,531 [DOORBELL] 69 00:06:15,781 --> 00:06:18,159 Come on, let's go see who it is. 70 00:06:22,872 --> 00:06:24,207 Evening. How are we? 71 00:06:24,499 --> 00:06:27,294 Make my sister get out of the house. 72 00:06:28,003 --> 00:06:31,590 It's 1 a.m. Why were you walking on Mountain Avenue at this hour? 73 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,300 Shut up. 74 00:06:34,134 --> 00:06:36,511 We got a complaint from your neighbors. 75 00:06:36,887 --> 00:06:38,013 She's my grandmother. 76 00:06:38,263 --> 00:06:39,306 Hi, Grandma. 77 00:06:41,308 --> 00:06:43,268 -Hi! -Ah, shit! 78 00:06:43,644 --> 00:06:47,899 -OFFICER: You know this young man? -Of course, he's… 79 00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:53,529 He's my grandson. 80 00:06:53,696 --> 00:06:55,698 And is this your house, dear? 81 00:07:03,039 --> 00:07:04,959 MELFI: Where was she trying to get to? 82 00:07:06,168 --> 00:07:07,169 Schrafts. 83 00:07:09,588 --> 00:07:11,423 She's being retested. 84 00:07:11,674 --> 00:07:12,841 For Alzheimer's. 85 00:07:13,050 --> 00:07:15,386 It's been a long odyssey with your mother. 86 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:18,847 Oh, these last 500 years just seemed to race by. 87 00:07:21,976 --> 00:07:23,060 Listen to me. 88 00:07:23,561 --> 00:07:24,729 It's okay. 89 00:07:27,065 --> 00:07:28,483 Let it out. 90 00:07:28,775 --> 00:07:31,069 They're transferring her to the nursing unit. 91 00:07:31,736 --> 00:07:35,907 Which is the thing that she dreaded and feared. 92 00:07:36,241 --> 00:07:39,744 Isn't it interesting how this memory loss has cropped up 93 00:07:40,495 --> 00:07:44,250 right after you failed to be killed in the carjacking? 94 00:07:44,542 --> 00:07:46,627 You think it was a carjacking? 95 00:07:47,003 --> 00:07:48,421 Of course not. 96 00:07:49,672 --> 00:07:53,634 But I got an idea who was behind it, and… 97 00:07:54,927 --> 00:07:56,345 Enough said. 98 00:07:56,887 --> 00:07:58,639 You don't want to go there. 99 00:07:58,848 --> 00:08:01,225 -Maybe you don't want to go there. -What? 100 00:08:01,434 --> 00:08:02,978 Well, let's track it. 101 00:08:03,270 --> 00:08:06,982 Around the time of the shooting, you were having hallucinations 102 00:08:07,190 --> 00:08:09,776 of that Isabella figure. 103 00:08:10,027 --> 00:08:13,196 The protective, loving mother. 104 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:16,658 Your subconscious was shouting something at you. 105 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:20,120 The day before the shooting 106 00:08:20,787 --> 00:08:25,001 you said that she kept going on about news stories 107 00:08:25,251 --> 00:08:28,046 of mothers throwing their babies out of windows. 108 00:08:28,296 --> 00:08:30,923 Why don't we put our cards on the table! 109 00:08:31,632 --> 00:08:35,720 You think my mother tried to have me whacked for putting her in a home? 110 00:08:36,012 --> 00:08:39,891 In your worst dreams, a duck flies off with your penis! 111 00:08:40,141 --> 00:08:43,145 -Castration. -My mother never went after my basket. 112 00:08:43,437 --> 00:08:45,522 No, not literally. 113 00:08:45,898 --> 00:08:50,319 Look, ordinarily a patient is helped to make his own breakthroughs. 114 00:08:50,569 --> 00:08:55,574 But your life is in danger, so I'm willing to put the cards on the table. 115 00:08:56,158 --> 00:08:58,994 I say what your mother has, at the very least 116 00:08:59,161 --> 00:09:01,831 is "borderline personality disorder." 117 00:09:02,123 --> 00:09:04,000 Borderline personality disorder? 118 00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:07,378 Let me read to you from the DSM form, okay? 119 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:10,298 Definitions of the condition. 120 00:09:11,382 --> 00:09:14,677 "A pattern of unstable relationships. 121 00:09:14,844 --> 00:09:17,388 Affective instability." 122 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:22,603 It means intense anxiety, a joylessness. 123 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:26,315 Their internal phobias are the only things that exist. 124 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:29,276 The real world, real people are peripheral. 125 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:32,696 These people have no love or compassion. 126 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:37,201 Borderline personalities are very good at splitting behavior 127 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:40,287 creating bitterness and conflict 128 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:43,083 between others in their circle. 129 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,836 You twisted fucking bitch! 130 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:49,631 That's my mother, not some fuck in Attica, stab you in the shower! 131 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:50,924 Relax. 132 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,718 We're through, you and I. We're finished. 133 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,888 You're lucky I don't break your face in 50,000 pieces! 134 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,306 Okay. 135 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:19,162 Jackie's work killed him. All that agita brought on the disease. 136 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,749 His reign was peaceful. This shooting with Tony… 137 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:25,252 Suppose Jackie hadn't died of cancer. 138 00:10:25,502 --> 00:10:27,754 Who knows how his life would've ended? 139 00:10:28,005 --> 00:10:32,551 Look at Angie Bonpensiero. A fucking shell since Pussy disappeared. 140 00:10:33,177 --> 00:10:38,182 Ladies! Compliments of the house. Buccating 'matriciana. 141 00:10:38,473 --> 00:10:40,935 You want a pair of hippos to walk out of here? 142 00:10:41,269 --> 00:10:42,854 That's imported pancetta! 143 00:10:43,104 --> 00:10:46,941 Will you hate me if I say I like it here better than the old Vesuvio? 144 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,778 A few bugs to be ironed out. 145 00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:53,323 The one in your salad was a freak occurrence. 146 00:10:53,489 --> 00:10:56,826 My produce man, he's the most expensive in the area. 147 00:10:57,702 --> 00:10:59,329 Insurance really came through! 148 00:10:59,579 --> 00:11:00,873 Yes, it did. 149 00:11:01,373 --> 00:11:03,959 Carm, what'd I hear about Tony's mom? 150 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:05,878 It looks like Alzheimer's. 151 00:11:06,128 --> 00:11:07,963 -Oh, boy! -CARMELA: Yeah. 152 00:11:09,256 --> 00:11:11,467 I've known Mrs. S since… 153 00:11:11,675 --> 00:11:16,472 She's always been an individualist, should we say? 154 00:11:16,805 --> 00:11:19,517 But she's a real pistol, what a character! 155 00:11:21,311 --> 00:11:24,689 -Poor Tony. -Yeah, he's beside himself. 156 00:11:25,023 --> 00:11:27,067 He's got a lot on his plate. 157 00:11:28,151 --> 00:11:30,195 The attempted carjacking… 158 00:11:30,654 --> 00:11:32,656 CARMELA: Hey, well… 159 00:11:34,032 --> 00:11:35,450 I'll let you eat. 160 00:11:35,659 --> 00:11:38,119 -Enjoy! -ROSALIE: Thanks, Artie. 161 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:44,710 Oh, my God, look who's here! 162 00:11:46,045 --> 00:11:50,007 What? You hiding back here? Your best friend's on table 12. 163 00:11:50,841 --> 00:11:52,718 When are you gonna bury the hatchet? 164 00:11:53,344 --> 00:11:55,471 Arthur, I love Carmela like a sister. 165 00:11:55,680 --> 00:12:00,227 We just don't want this place to become another mob hangout. 166 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:05,190 A certain amount of that kind of patronage creates buzz. 167 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:09,653 Artie, that kind of buzz we should avoid in droves. 168 00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:16,493 Shit! 169 00:12:16,785 --> 00:12:18,287 [STOMPS BUG] 170 00:12:18,621 --> 00:12:19,872 First time here? 171 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:21,833 Gift from the Dellacrocces. 172 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,543 Artie's opening promotion. 173 00:12:23,835 --> 00:12:26,713 -You will not believe the food! -That's what I hear. 174 00:12:26,921 --> 00:12:29,424 They'd have to be doing something special 175 00:12:29,674 --> 00:12:32,093 to trump you two ladies at the spice rack. 176 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,638 I was over at Carmela's the other night, Ro. 177 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:39,852 We had some zabaglion' that, of course, we did make it together, 178 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,229 but everybody was raving about it! 179 00:12:42,479 --> 00:12:44,732 Please, you made it, basically. 180 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:48,360 I wish Tony had taken me up on my offer to talk to him 181 00:12:48,652 --> 00:12:50,946 about the carjacking that day. 182 00:12:51,155 --> 00:12:52,656 That makes two of us. 183 00:12:53,532 --> 00:12:54,533 Yeah. 184 00:12:54,825 --> 00:12:57,494 Well, I'd better get seated and order. 185 00:12:57,745 --> 00:13:00,248 Why don't you stay here, take a load off! 186 00:13:00,498 --> 00:13:02,667 How's the watch, Father Phil? 187 00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:04,169 Oh, it's fantastic. 188 00:13:04,419 --> 00:13:08,757 I can set one of the dials to the millennial countdown. 189 00:13:09,007 --> 00:13:11,551 -I haven't done it yet. -Is that Jackie's watch? 190 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,678 Yeah, it is. 191 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,936 Thanks again, Ro. 192 00:13:22,229 --> 00:13:24,565 [ROSALIE CRIES] 193 00:13:25,608 --> 00:13:28,277 [BAR PATRONS LAUGH AND YELL] 194 00:13:33,282 --> 00:13:34,867 [BOTTLES CRASH] 195 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:47,631 Mr. Soprano was kind enough to come with us. 196 00:13:47,839 --> 00:13:50,339 TONY: You threatened to wait till my kids got home. 197 00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:54,805 Agent Harris explained that there's something we'd like you to hear. 198 00:13:55,055 --> 00:13:58,101 The Springsteen box set. I already got it! 199 00:13:58,726 --> 00:14:01,353 -CUBITOSO: You know Agent Grasso. -Yeah, how you doing? 200 00:14:01,437 --> 00:14:02,772 Have a seat. 201 00:14:08,236 --> 00:14:11,948 As we both know, there's been an attempt on your life. 202 00:14:12,156 --> 00:14:13,408 You have enemies. 203 00:14:13,616 --> 00:14:18,664 It's a safe assumption that you may have run out your string in Jersey. 204 00:14:18,872 --> 00:14:23,043 The lovely Agent Harris and I have had this conversation. I'll pass. 205 00:14:23,252 --> 00:14:25,102 CUBITOSO: You haven't heard the tape. 206 00:14:25,254 --> 00:14:27,881 Play it. I don't give a fuck what's on it! 207 00:14:28,507 --> 00:14:33,512 I understand you and Agent Grasso had a colloquy about our shared heritage. 208 00:14:33,846 --> 00:14:35,097 Colla-who? 209 00:14:35,305 --> 00:14:37,016 You and I are not compare. 210 00:14:37,225 --> 00:14:40,603 You on the one hand, me and Agent Grasso on the other. 211 00:14:40,812 --> 00:14:44,858 Even though our ancestors all hail from the same sunny peninsula. 212 00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:47,402 What the fuck is your problem? 213 00:14:49,195 --> 00:14:51,489 But we do share some cultural ideas: 214 00:14:51,698 --> 00:14:57,037 Religious, culinary matriarchal. 215 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,748 Maybe we can motivate you to testify. 216 00:14:59,915 --> 00:15:03,377 Get the kumquats out of your mouth and get to the point. 217 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:14,054 JUNIOR: Boy, Anthony must've really gotten under your collar. Admit it. 218 00:15:14,263 --> 00:15:17,726 You're looking to crack his coglioni for putting you in here. 219 00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:20,144 LIVIA: I don't know what you're talking about. 220 00:15:20,228 --> 00:15:23,940 JUNIOR: Yeah, and I'm playing shortstop for the Mets. 221 00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:29,404 LIVIA: A psychiatrist. He's been seeing one for a while now. 222 00:15:31,072 --> 00:15:33,783 God only knows what he says. 223 00:15:34,075 --> 00:15:35,703 You wired Green Grove. 224 00:15:37,205 --> 00:15:41,000 It was my idea. Everyone else thought it was a waste of money. 225 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,964 LIVIA: My cousin Cakey, after his lobotomy, looked exactly like my son. 226 00:15:47,757 --> 00:15:51,802 Empty, a shell. Better Cakey had died than go on living like that. 227 00:15:52,053 --> 00:15:54,889 That's what his own mother always used to say. 228 00:15:55,182 --> 00:15:57,184 [CUBITOSO TURNS OFF RECORDER] 229 00:16:05,651 --> 00:16:08,737 JUNIOR: What are you talking about, meetings? Who, Livia? 230 00:16:08,946 --> 00:16:13,242 LIVIA: All of them! Raymond. Larry. 231 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,538 JUNIOR: Three of my capos have their mothers here? 232 00:16:16,746 --> 00:16:20,959 If this is true, Livia, I mean, I'm the boss, for Christ's sake! 233 00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:24,879 If I don't act, blood or no… 234 00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:26,631 I have to! 235 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:30,802 [TURNS RECORDER OFF] 236 00:16:48,654 --> 00:16:49,655 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 237 00:16:49,989 --> 00:16:51,782 ARTIE: Mrs. S! 238 00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:54,869 How are you? 239 00:16:56,621 --> 00:16:58,206 You remember me? 240 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,587 -Arthur Bucco? -That's right! 241 00:17:03,837 --> 00:17:05,463 Victoria's boy! 242 00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:06,965 That's right. 243 00:17:07,173 --> 00:17:12,137 Yeah, you and my Johnny used to play Little League together. 244 00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:15,683 No! Johnny was your husband. 245 00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:20,229 But you're right about the Little League, that was me and Tony! 246 00:17:20,855 --> 00:17:25,651 My son. That's right. Yeah. 247 00:17:25,818 --> 00:17:28,988 Oh, gee, what's the matter with me? 248 00:17:31,949 --> 00:17:33,367 How are you? 249 00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:36,580 Well, how are you, Arthur? 250 00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,290 Never been better. 251 00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:42,753 It's a nice room. 252 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,255 Lots of sun! 253 00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:49,301 Sit down. 254 00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:53,096 How's your mother? You call her every day? 255 00:17:53,598 --> 00:17:54,807 Mom passed away. 256 00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:56,392 Really? 257 00:17:58,019 --> 00:17:59,312 When? 258 00:18:01,439 --> 00:18:02,940 About six months ago. 259 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:06,444 Please, give her my regards. 260 00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:10,239 Is she still on that crazy diet? 261 00:18:16,038 --> 00:18:18,749 I brought you something. 262 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:23,045 From my restaurant. I don't know if you remember Vesuvio? 263 00:18:23,253 --> 00:18:25,172 Oh, of course I do! 264 00:18:25,422 --> 00:18:27,966 Way back when your dad had it! 265 00:18:28,258 --> 00:18:29,718 Good for you! 266 00:18:29,968 --> 00:18:32,179 Yeah, I got a new restaurant. 267 00:18:34,766 --> 00:18:36,184 Here you go. 268 00:18:39,437 --> 00:18:42,440 -Gavadel! -With a nice duck rag… 269 00:18:42,607 --> 00:18:44,943 Homemade. It's Northern. 270 00:18:46,111 --> 00:18:49,030 Oh, Northern. 271 00:18:53,202 --> 00:18:56,789 Mrs. S, what's the matter? 272 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:01,961 Something I said? 273 00:19:03,671 --> 00:19:08,050 You're a good boy, Arthur. Coming to visit me. 274 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:13,181 We go back a ways. You made a mean PBandJ. 275 00:19:14,182 --> 00:19:17,144 After what my son did to you. 276 00:19:17,436 --> 00:19:20,439 Oh, how can I look you in the face? 277 00:19:20,647 --> 00:19:22,149 Tony? 278 00:19:22,649 --> 00:19:24,443 What did he do now? 279 00:19:24,609 --> 00:19:27,529 You don't blame him for setting the fire? 280 00:19:30,323 --> 00:19:33,161 Well, you're a bigger man than some. 281 00:19:34,162 --> 00:19:36,956 Well, we should all be grateful 282 00:19:37,165 --> 00:19:40,668 that nobody was incinerated to death. 283 00:19:49,427 --> 00:19:51,472 Altieri's wake is tonight. 284 00:19:51,764 --> 00:19:53,364 CHRIS: I phoned in a bomb scare. 285 00:19:53,515 --> 00:19:55,434 See, now that's over the top. 286 00:20:03,317 --> 00:20:06,570 Junior and Mikey took out the hit. Start things moving. 287 00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:08,280 Not like we didn't know. 288 00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:12,035 -How did you find out for sure? -No room for interpretation. 289 00:20:12,243 --> 00:20:13,536 Minchia. 290 00:20:13,787 --> 00:20:15,997 -I'm sorry. -Your own uncle. 291 00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:17,832 TONY: Well, let's do it right. 292 00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:22,045 Act normal, plan things out. Make no mistakes. 293 00:20:22,378 --> 00:20:25,799 If I'm your uncle, I gotta finish what I started. 294 00:20:26,049 --> 00:20:27,675 He could strike first. 295 00:20:27,884 --> 00:20:31,388 And he won't use Boyz II Men this time, he'll go with who he knows. 296 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:35,518 Chucky Signore. No, Mikey's now too high up. 297 00:20:35,684 --> 00:20:39,104 Chucky's gotta disappear without setting off alarms. 298 00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:42,066 I just passed my Coast Guard test. 299 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,279 T, anything else? 300 00:20:48,322 --> 00:20:49,949 My ear hurts. 301 00:21:01,795 --> 00:21:03,922 Here, one of mine. 302 00:21:04,214 --> 00:21:05,757 It'll help you sleep. 303 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:12,932 What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead? 304 00:21:16,769 --> 00:21:18,896 The problem is not with you. 305 00:21:19,272 --> 00:21:23,276 That woman is a peculiar duck. She always has been. 306 00:21:23,776 --> 00:21:25,111 That's not the point. 307 00:21:25,403 --> 00:21:27,738 And she's gotten worse with age. 308 00:21:27,947 --> 00:21:29,950 You think my mother didn't warn me? 309 00:21:30,242 --> 00:21:31,827 Don't start with that again. 310 00:21:32,077 --> 00:21:36,456 Your sisters left so young, you'd think there were contracts on them. 311 00:21:37,124 --> 00:21:38,458 I know. 312 00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:40,294 But you were different. 313 00:21:40,669 --> 00:21:42,921 You tried to make it work. 314 00:21:45,299 --> 00:21:47,676 Two pricks with nine millimeters. 315 00:21:48,635 --> 00:21:51,472 My self-esteem is non-existent right now. 316 00:21:52,307 --> 00:21:54,309 I could kill her 317 00:21:54,642 --> 00:21:56,644 with these two hands. 318 00:21:57,312 --> 00:21:58,938 The next time I see her… 319 00:21:59,147 --> 00:22:02,108 You'll play the concerned daughter-in-law, even-keeled. 320 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,403 -For the sake of the business. -Fuck the business. 321 00:22:05,653 --> 00:22:07,803 And let me tell you, dollars to doughnuts 322 00:22:07,906 --> 00:22:12,244 this Alzheimer's thing is an act, so she can't be called on her shit. 323 00:22:16,498 --> 00:22:19,543 Uncle Jun and I had our problems with the business, 324 00:22:19,710 --> 00:22:22,410 but I never should've razzed him about eating pussy. 325 00:22:22,504 --> 00:22:24,715 This whole war could've been averted. 326 00:22:25,341 --> 00:22:28,385 Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. 327 00:22:28,636 --> 00:22:32,641 You had to see a shrink because of the mother you had. 328 00:22:34,434 --> 00:22:37,854 When I look at the guys now, all I feel is humiliation. 329 00:22:41,608 --> 00:22:43,693 I'll take care of my uncle, 330 00:22:44,361 --> 00:22:49,283 and I'll take care of Mikey P, and I'll get some satisfaction. 331 00:22:50,451 --> 00:22:52,244 But inside 332 00:22:53,788 --> 00:22:55,122 I'll know. 333 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,352 -TONY: Relax! -What are you doing here? 334 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,480 Putting the Stugots in the marina next door. 335 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:21,566 Look at this baby I caught off the point here. 336 00:24:19,085 --> 00:24:20,462 Just wait a minute! 337 00:24:20,754 --> 00:24:22,964 Oh, no! No! 338 00:24:23,131 --> 00:24:26,468 -Look, I need to talk to you! -No! 339 00:24:27,803 --> 00:24:29,221 TONY: Come on! 340 00:24:30,598 --> 00:24:32,641 I'm dialing 911 341 00:24:33,809 --> 00:24:36,437 because you've given me no choice. 342 00:24:36,645 --> 00:24:38,147 TONY: Come on! 343 00:24:39,231 --> 00:24:42,276 If anything happens, they're gonna hear everything! 344 00:24:42,485 --> 00:24:46,155 We'll go down to a coffee shop, there's plenty of people around! 345 00:24:46,990 --> 00:24:49,075 OPERATOR: Emergency services. May I help you? 346 00:24:49,159 --> 00:24:50,994 TONY: Let me talk to you! 347 00:24:51,244 --> 00:24:55,290 Do I have your word that I'm in no physical danger? 348 00:24:55,499 --> 00:24:58,126 I'm humbled that you would take my word, yes. 349 00:24:58,627 --> 00:24:59,878 What?! 350 00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:01,671 Yes, you got my word! 351 00:25:01,963 --> 00:25:07,053 OPERATOR: Emergency services, state the nature of your emergency. Hello? 352 00:25:21,692 --> 00:25:23,194 Oh, God! 353 00:25:27,825 --> 00:25:31,870 MELFI: I take no pleasure in the fact that I was right about your mother. 354 00:25:33,372 --> 00:25:35,874 Have any dreams since you heard the FBI tapes? 355 00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:37,543 No. 356 00:25:42,548 --> 00:25:44,550 Some sex dreams. 357 00:25:47,178 --> 00:25:49,639 -Involving? -My neighbor. 358 00:25:50,265 --> 00:25:52,016 Jean Cusamano. 359 00:25:53,017 --> 00:25:54,269 Go on. 360 00:25:54,519 --> 00:25:56,479 We're doing it doggie style… 361 00:25:57,772 --> 00:25:59,023 You know Jean. 362 00:25:59,482 --> 00:26:01,276 That's okay, go on. 363 00:26:03,111 --> 00:26:05,363 I'm doing her doggie style, 364 00:26:06,532 --> 00:26:10,161 and I finish, you know, and her big ass is… 365 00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:13,038 We don't got time for this shit! 366 00:26:13,247 --> 00:26:15,916 It's interesting that you would say a big ass 367 00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:17,775 because Jean is quite slender. 368 00:26:17,918 --> 00:26:20,418 We got bigger things to talk about than Jean's ass. 369 00:26:20,671 --> 00:26:24,550 Feelings of worthlessness sparked by your mother's plot to have you killed? 370 00:26:24,758 --> 00:26:27,178 One of the reasons they tried to have me clipped 371 00:26:27,262 --> 00:26:29,389 is because I'm seeing a shrink. 372 00:26:29,639 --> 00:26:31,266 -You. -Oh. 373 00:26:32,267 --> 00:26:33,685 Oh. 374 00:26:34,144 --> 00:26:36,479 You know that our conversation is privileged, 375 00:26:36,771 --> 00:26:39,274 and I couldn't testify against anybody. 376 00:26:39,608 --> 00:26:42,903 Well, maybe they know that. And maybe they don't. 377 00:26:43,278 --> 00:26:45,406 Either way, they're using it as an excuse. 378 00:26:45,656 --> 00:26:49,160 You never mentioned any of your associates by name. 379 00:26:49,452 --> 00:26:52,830 Except for that one fellow, Booty? 380 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,457 Pussy, Pussy! 381 00:26:54,749 --> 00:26:58,211 Pussy, Booty, I don't know his last name! 382 00:26:58,669 --> 00:27:01,005 And anything concerning your Uncle Junior… 383 00:27:01,255 --> 00:27:03,299 Shut the fuck up a minute! 384 00:27:04,342 --> 00:27:08,138 -You're in danger. -Get out of here! That's not fair! 385 00:27:08,347 --> 00:27:10,807 Oogots, fair. They don't give a shit about fair. 386 00:27:14,394 --> 00:27:16,271 What am I supposed to do? 387 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,650 Leave town. Today. Right now. 388 00:27:19,858 --> 00:27:23,320 I'm gonna get some guys here until you get on a plane! 389 00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:25,657 I can't just do that, I am it! 390 00:27:25,907 --> 00:27:27,700 I have a life, I have patients! 391 00:27:27,951 --> 00:27:29,410 Tell them August came early. 392 00:27:29,661 --> 00:27:33,456 It doesn't work that way. I have patients who are suicidal! 393 00:27:33,706 --> 00:27:35,956 They won't feel any better if you get clipped! 394 00:27:36,084 --> 00:27:38,419 Jesus fucking Christ! 395 00:27:39,712 --> 00:27:42,423 Look, I know, I'm sorry, okay? 396 00:27:42,632 --> 00:27:46,345 I'm gonna work on this problem and I'll take care of it, 397 00:27:46,553 --> 00:27:48,303 and you'll be able to come back. 398 00:27:48,681 --> 00:27:50,349 My God! 399 00:27:51,850 --> 00:27:53,936 People are gonna get murdered. 400 00:27:54,144 --> 00:27:57,494 Don't worry about those distractions, you keep your eye on the ball. 401 00:27:57,648 --> 00:28:00,567 -I know what you're thinking. -You have no idea. 402 00:28:00,859 --> 00:28:04,210 The cops aren't gonna help you because you can't give them anything! 403 00:28:06,866 --> 00:28:09,577 Don't be stupid! Even in the short term. 404 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:12,080 Get the fuck out of town. 405 00:28:16,710 --> 00:28:19,838 You've been a good doctor to me. Thank you. 406 00:28:31,350 --> 00:28:33,352 Artie, how's your rash? 407 00:28:35,604 --> 00:28:37,440 [ARTIE COCKS GUN] 408 00:28:37,898 --> 00:28:40,109 -What are you doing? -How could you? 409 00:28:40,359 --> 00:28:42,236 How the fuck could you…? 410 00:28:42,403 --> 00:28:43,697 You took their money? 411 00:28:45,615 --> 00:28:46,908 Good, then do it. 412 00:28:47,117 --> 00:28:48,910 I don't give a fuck anymore. 413 00:28:49,077 --> 00:28:51,705 That restaurant was like my child. 414 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,041 So they got in your ear. 415 00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:58,253 Three generations of Buccos sweated over that same stove. 416 00:28:58,503 --> 00:29:01,757 Even your mother treasures the memory of Vesuvio. 417 00:29:05,428 --> 00:29:06,679 My mother? 418 00:29:07,555 --> 00:29:11,476 Don't say she's lying, Tone. Because why would she? 419 00:29:11,684 --> 00:29:12,935 What'd she tell you? 420 00:29:13,144 --> 00:29:14,687 Don't make it worse. 421 00:29:15,438 --> 00:29:20,276 Do me the respect of not treating me like a fucking idiot piece of shit! 422 00:29:22,236 --> 00:29:27,368 When you blew up the restaurant, you made me part of a criminal conspiracy! 423 00:29:27,701 --> 00:29:29,370 Did you ever think about that? 424 00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:33,999 I don't know what she told you, my mother, of all people. 425 00:29:35,376 --> 00:29:38,587 Arson investigators gave that fire a clean bill of health. 426 00:29:38,837 --> 00:29:40,547 Why would I blow up your restaurant? 427 00:29:40,631 --> 00:29:44,928 To help me! You fucking bent psycho! 428 00:29:45,345 --> 00:29:49,140 You hear your uncle's gonna hurt my business by staging a hit, 429 00:29:49,349 --> 00:29:51,434 and that's your solution? 430 00:29:51,726 --> 00:29:54,771 To burn it down for the insurance money! 431 00:29:57,065 --> 00:30:00,276 What kind of stupid, sick, twisted logic? 432 00:30:00,485 --> 00:30:04,031 All right. Ask yourself a question. 433 00:30:04,323 --> 00:30:06,158 Am I that fucking stupid? 434 00:30:08,744 --> 00:30:11,455 Am I that fucking stupid, really? 435 00:30:15,709 --> 00:30:17,294 My mother 436 00:30:18,379 --> 00:30:22,300 God bless her, is going senile, Artie. 437 00:30:23,009 --> 00:30:24,302 You saw her. 438 00:30:24,886 --> 00:30:27,180 I love my new place so much. 439 00:30:29,182 --> 00:30:31,143 And this ruins everything! 440 00:30:34,271 --> 00:30:39,109 I swear to God, I didn't touch your place, Artie. 441 00:30:39,943 --> 00:30:42,029 My mother was confused. 442 00:30:44,115 --> 00:30:45,950 Look me in the eye. 443 00:30:46,701 --> 00:30:50,746 Tell me you didn't lay a finger on my place! 444 00:30:53,124 --> 00:30:55,543 I didn't burn down your restaurant. 445 00:30:56,544 --> 00:30:58,713 I swear on my mother. 446 00:31:09,224 --> 00:31:10,684 Take it easy! 447 00:31:12,227 --> 00:31:14,146 What the fuck are you doing? 448 00:31:25,742 --> 00:31:27,660 TONY: Come on, look out! 449 00:31:34,542 --> 00:31:37,420 TONY: It's good we can get together for our Sunday dinner. 450 00:31:37,587 --> 00:31:39,797 Or somebody's nose could get out of joint. 451 00:31:42,885 --> 00:31:43,928 Joint…! 452 00:31:47,765 --> 00:31:49,266 CARMELA: You gotta admit it, Ma. 453 00:31:49,350 --> 00:31:52,394 It's nice that they let you out for family occasions. 454 00:31:52,895 --> 00:31:54,522 I don't have to admit anything. 455 00:31:54,730 --> 00:31:56,982 -I gotta leave in 10 minutes. -Meadow! 456 00:31:57,233 --> 00:31:59,109 I have to study with Hunter. 457 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:00,612 Is this pork cooked? 458 00:32:00,779 --> 00:32:02,279 TONY: The kids are growing up. 459 00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:06,034 Gonna be out of the house soon. Even goo-gootz over there. 460 00:32:06,284 --> 00:32:08,870 You believe she'll be studying, I got a bridge to sell. 461 00:32:08,954 --> 00:32:12,290 LIVIA: You know, I read that last week in the paper 462 00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:14,834 about this family in Saint Louis Obispo. 463 00:32:15,335 --> 00:32:16,836 In California. 464 00:32:17,337 --> 00:32:20,466 That whole family died of trichinosis. 465 00:32:20,716 --> 00:32:22,718 That's uncooked pork. 466 00:32:23,761 --> 00:32:26,138 That was last year, that same family. 467 00:32:26,305 --> 00:32:29,392 Listen to him. He knows everything. 468 00:32:35,648 --> 00:32:38,317 TONY: Uncle Jun, did you hear from your lawyer? 469 00:32:38,484 --> 00:32:40,654 Hey, on and on it goes. 470 00:32:40,946 --> 00:32:44,046 Ma, don't you agree they should not talk business at the table? 471 00:32:44,199 --> 00:32:46,159 What's going on in your world? 472 00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:47,828 Such as? 473 00:32:47,995 --> 00:32:49,663 The state of the union. 474 00:32:52,374 --> 00:32:54,501 So I hear Artie Bucco came to see you. 475 00:32:54,876 --> 00:32:56,878 Who is Artie? 476 00:32:58,005 --> 00:32:59,549 [HUMS] 477 00:33:00,675 --> 00:33:02,010 Anthony. 478 00:33:02,176 --> 00:33:04,637 Friend of mine from elementary school. 479 00:33:04,846 --> 00:33:09,017 He owns a restaurant. They had a little fire in it. 480 00:33:09,267 --> 00:33:11,853 Came to see me? Where? 481 00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:14,814 Where are we talking about? Here? 482 00:33:28,245 --> 00:33:30,414 ARTIE: I've lost faith in everything. 483 00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:33,898 FATHER PHIL: You moved away from God quite some time ago though. 484 00:33:34,168 --> 00:33:37,838 Is it fair to say it's not just this recent crisis? 485 00:33:38,047 --> 00:33:39,698 ARTIE: Yeah. Back in high school. 486 00:33:41,551 --> 00:33:43,386 Maybe before. 487 00:33:44,721 --> 00:33:48,433 I bring the kids here on holidays, but my mind wanders. 488 00:33:48,850 --> 00:33:53,897 I just stare at the stained glass. People's hats. 489 00:33:55,732 --> 00:33:57,984 I'm full of rage, Father. 490 00:33:58,235 --> 00:34:00,529 Murderous, whatever… 491 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:02,281 Urges. 492 00:34:03,407 --> 00:34:08,537 I don't just hate this man, I hate all men. 493 00:34:10,748 --> 00:34:12,667 I hate life! 494 00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:15,086 Have you talked with your wife? 495 00:34:15,336 --> 00:34:16,629 I can't. 496 00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:18,090 Why? 497 00:34:18,298 --> 00:34:20,634 Oh, what it would do to her. 498 00:34:21,301 --> 00:34:23,220 She's been through so much. 499 00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:25,847 Charmaine's a strong woman. 500 00:34:26,515 --> 00:34:29,851 She's gonna find out in the course of the investigation. 501 00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:32,771 I… 502 00:34:34,481 --> 00:34:36,483 I didn't go to the insurance company. 503 00:34:36,692 --> 00:34:37,944 Why not? 504 00:34:38,152 --> 00:34:43,282 Well, legally… What if I'm wrong? I could be hit with a defamation suit. 505 00:34:43,825 --> 00:34:47,537 Arthur, you know what your heart is telling you. 506 00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:51,708 The reason you haven't told Charmaine 507 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:55,712 is because you know she'll insist you go to the police immediately. 508 00:34:56,295 --> 00:35:00,300 And this'll jeopardize your restaurant, everything. 509 00:35:01,301 --> 00:35:03,637 But you must be strong. 510 00:35:07,391 --> 00:35:11,478 All due respect, Father, you're getting off the subject. 511 00:35:16,650 --> 00:35:18,153 CHRIS: Sorry I'm fucking late. 512 00:35:20,739 --> 00:35:22,282 TONY: Okay. 513 00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:24,534 I need to tell you something. 514 00:35:25,493 --> 00:35:29,831 And I want you should hear from me, not from some asshole on the street. 515 00:35:34,669 --> 00:35:39,759 About four or five months ago I started seeing a psychiatrist. 516 00:35:41,010 --> 00:35:45,347 You know, I was passing out and they couldn't find nothing. 517 00:35:46,891 --> 00:35:48,893 She's been helping me with that. 518 00:35:57,110 --> 00:35:59,863 Okay, give it to me. Give it to my face, come on! 519 00:36:04,701 --> 00:36:09,706 Well, I'm sure you did it with complete discretion. 520 00:36:11,082 --> 00:36:16,255 And speaking for Pussy, if he's still alive, I'm sure he would agree. 521 00:36:16,589 --> 00:36:19,884 Business was not discussed, no names were mentioned. 522 00:36:23,888 --> 00:36:25,598 Junior knows. 523 00:36:26,599 --> 00:36:28,601 He's decided to use it against me. 524 00:36:36,568 --> 00:36:39,404 Ask now, because we're not discussing this again. 525 00:36:42,407 --> 00:36:44,827 It's not the worst thing I ever heard. 526 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:49,206 I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago. 527 00:36:53,585 --> 00:36:56,256 I had some issues. Enough said. 528 00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:58,550 I learned some coping skills. 529 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:04,347 Look, this thing of ours, the way it's going 530 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:08,309 be better if we could admit to each other 531 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:12,981 these are painful, stressful times. 532 00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:17,486 But it'll never fucking happen. 533 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:22,867 What about you? You got a problem with this? 534 00:37:28,706 --> 00:37:31,375 What is it? Like, marriage counseling? 535 00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:36,882 Yeah, like that. Sort of, yeah. 536 00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:53,481 FATHER PHIL: The Contra commandant was trying to scare us priests. 537 00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:56,235 That's so dangerous down there. 538 00:38:01,115 --> 00:38:02,665 FATHER PHIL: It's the de cecco. 539 00:38:03,159 --> 00:38:07,038 ROSALIE: The fresh basil really adds to it. 540 00:38:09,165 --> 00:38:12,293 -Father, you got a little… -Thanks. 541 00:38:12,543 --> 00:38:16,143 -FATHER PHIL: You want a little bit? -No, please, I have so much at home. 542 00:38:16,506 --> 00:38:18,606 FATHER PHIL: So how are the twins, Rosalie? 543 00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:37,320 CHARMAINE: You should say, "Would you like a cocktail or see the wine list?" 544 00:38:37,528 --> 00:38:40,323 ADRIANA: Yeah, sure. I'll do it however you like. 545 00:38:40,531 --> 00:38:43,743 My other job, the waiters do the cocktail solicitation, 546 00:38:43,993 --> 00:38:46,329 but if you want, I'll do it as I seat them. 547 00:38:46,537 --> 00:38:48,998 -Good. Great, thanks. -All right. 548 00:38:52,210 --> 00:38:55,756 She catches on fast, that one. Very conscientious. 549 00:38:56,048 --> 00:39:00,636 She's working two jobs to become a music manager, whatever that is. 550 00:39:02,972 --> 00:39:05,182 Everything is going so good. 551 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,771 The new exterminators, I got faith. 552 00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:14,442 The owner is Portuguese. They're sticklers. 553 00:39:15,485 --> 00:39:18,738 I feel so wonderful, we're up and running again. 554 00:39:18,905 --> 00:39:21,408 Oh, you said you had something to tell me. 555 00:39:25,578 --> 00:39:27,497 I like the bar stools. 556 00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:31,793 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 557 00:39:34,755 --> 00:39:36,590 Good morning, everybody! 558 00:39:36,799 --> 00:39:38,926 MEADOW: You're in a good mood today, Dad. 559 00:39:48,185 --> 00:39:51,105 And if Chucky calls, you get me on the cell phone. 560 00:39:51,355 --> 00:39:53,775 Ho! You hear me? 561 00:39:54,443 --> 00:39:57,571 Yeah, okay. I think that I heard you already. 562 00:39:57,779 --> 00:40:00,032 Go take a Midol. 563 00:40:06,955 --> 00:40:08,540 [COUGHS] 564 00:40:23,473 --> 00:40:24,640 [DOG BARKS] 565 00:40:24,849 --> 00:40:28,770 WOMAN: Nipps! Nipps! Bad boy! 566 00:41:13,442 --> 00:41:14,693 [GUNSHOT] 567 00:41:20,324 --> 00:41:21,325 [GUNSHOT] 568 00:41:21,617 --> 00:41:22,910 PAULIE: You prick! 569 00:41:25,621 --> 00:41:26,914 [GUNSHOT] 570 00:41:30,835 --> 00:41:32,212 Motherfucker! 571 00:41:40,011 --> 00:41:42,264 Son of a bitch! Oh, come on, please! 572 00:41:42,556 --> 00:41:45,058 Please, come on! Come on! 573 00:41:46,059 --> 00:41:49,229 Oh, come on! Oh, please. Please! 574 00:41:49,396 --> 00:41:51,399 Fucking poison ivy all over! 575 00:41:53,234 --> 00:41:57,238 My friend Brendan, you shot him in his bathtub! No chance to run! 576 00:41:57,405 --> 00:42:00,867 No! I swear to God, it was Junior. He hated that kid, it was him! 577 00:42:01,117 --> 00:42:03,703 Yeah, right, it was Junior! Mr. Magoo! 578 00:42:03,911 --> 00:42:07,081 Oh, come on, please, please, please! 579 00:42:07,331 --> 00:42:09,375 I can feel it itching me already! 580 00:42:20,095 --> 00:42:22,598 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 581 00:42:37,947 --> 00:42:40,325 -AGENT 1: Corrado Soprano? FBI. -Fuck! 582 00:42:47,123 --> 00:42:50,586 -AGENT 2: Are you Laurence Barese? -What the fuck? 583 00:42:51,545 --> 00:42:54,381 AGENT 3: Joseph Sasso, you're under arrest. 584 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,466 FEMALE NEWSCASTER: Junior Soprano 585 00:42:56,550 --> 00:42:59,136 boss of the crime family that bears his name 586 00:42:59,386 --> 00:43:02,389 was indicted today on federal racketeering charges. 587 00:43:04,058 --> 00:43:06,518 TONY: Talk about timing, he's lucky he's alive! 588 00:43:06,977 --> 00:43:09,856 FEMALE NEWSCASTER: … along with Laurence "Larry Boy" Barese… 589 00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:13,068 …ailing alleged underboss, Joseph "Beppy" Sasso… 590 00:43:13,318 --> 00:43:16,363 …and 13 other reputed mob figures. 591 00:43:16,571 --> 00:43:18,323 Oh, my God! It's Uncle Junior! 592 00:43:18,573 --> 00:43:22,118 Look at the old guy, making him do the perp walk! 593 00:43:22,369 --> 00:43:24,329 A legitimate businessman! 594 00:43:24,537 --> 00:43:27,123 -Dad, cut the crap. -Go dry your hair! 595 00:43:27,374 --> 00:43:30,419 These indictments are part of an ongoing investigation 596 00:43:30,711 --> 00:43:32,922 stretching back nearly four years. 597 00:43:33,130 --> 00:43:37,927 They represent the most crippling blow to Mob activities in New Jersey 598 00:43:38,261 --> 00:43:41,138 since the early 1980s. 599 00:43:42,682 --> 00:43:44,016 Uncle Junior got busted! 600 00:43:44,558 --> 00:43:45,851 Cool! 601 00:43:46,018 --> 00:43:49,147 FEMALE NEWSCASTER: Not seized today, but named in the indictments 602 00:43:49,231 --> 00:43:53,860 was alleged Soprano enforcer and loan sharking chief, Michael Palmice. 603 00:43:54,361 --> 00:43:58,865 Authorities believe Palmice may have fled, acting on prior knowledge. 604 00:43:59,157 --> 00:44:00,492 Oh, lucky him! 605 00:44:00,742 --> 00:44:04,955 Palmice's wife denied any knowledge of her husband's whereabouts. 606 00:44:05,163 --> 00:44:10,211 He was so happy, he was going out to try out his new running shoes. 607 00:44:12,714 --> 00:44:16,926 And he told me that he loved me, and that he would be right back. 608 00:44:17,176 --> 00:44:18,886 [PHONE RINGS] 609 00:44:20,388 --> 00:44:23,224 TONY: All right, go on, go eat somewhere else. 610 00:44:25,226 --> 00:44:28,564 Hello? Counselor, thanks for getting back to me so quick. 611 00:44:30,566 --> 00:44:34,361 TONY: He says the indictment sounds better for the Feds than it really is. 612 00:44:34,570 --> 00:44:36,405 I wasn't named because the focus 613 00:44:36,655 --> 00:44:39,742 is some calling-card scam that Junior and Larry had, 614 00:44:39,950 --> 00:44:44,580 and this Diamante technical stock thing that I wasn't into. 615 00:44:45,205 --> 00:44:46,749 Thank God! 616 00:44:47,082 --> 00:44:49,836 That prick, Altieri, gave them reams of shit. 617 00:44:50,086 --> 00:44:55,008 They got stuff on all of us, from the surveillance at Green Grove. 618 00:44:55,258 --> 00:44:56,551 They don't have a case. 619 00:44:56,885 --> 00:44:59,262 An ongoing investigation, the DA said. 620 00:44:59,971 --> 00:45:02,349 They always say that, to make it sound good. 621 00:45:03,308 --> 00:45:05,727 This is no fucking joke. 622 00:45:05,977 --> 00:45:10,691 I gotta worry about the guys that got pinched today, if they flip. 623 00:45:16,822 --> 00:45:21,369 ARTIE: So you double-checked all this? All right, good work. 624 00:45:26,123 --> 00:45:28,043 Art! Hello, how are things? 625 00:45:28,335 --> 00:45:30,337 Good, Father. Busy. 626 00:45:30,545 --> 00:45:31,797 You? 627 00:45:32,005 --> 00:45:34,925 Like the man said, "Rust never sleeps." 628 00:45:35,550 --> 00:45:40,639 Father, I want to thank you for taking the time to talk to me the other day. 629 00:45:41,556 --> 00:45:43,475 Did you bring your wife into things? 630 00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:45,769 -No. -No? 631 00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:48,731 Sitting there in God's house, I realized 632 00:45:48,981 --> 00:45:51,776 you can either be a "yes" person or a "no" person. 633 00:45:52,151 --> 00:45:54,987 A positive ion, or a negative ion. 634 00:45:55,822 --> 00:45:58,783 I'm not quite sure I get what you're saying. 635 00:45:59,158 --> 00:46:01,077 It's just that 636 00:46:01,327 --> 00:46:04,997 this woman's always been an odd bird, a sea of negativity. 637 00:46:05,289 --> 00:46:08,419 As a kid, we took her ravings with a grain of salt. 638 00:46:08,627 --> 00:46:11,004 But you also said the son was unstable. 639 00:46:12,673 --> 00:46:15,426 I was angry. 640 00:46:15,801 --> 00:46:18,178 Complicated? Yes, he is. 641 00:46:18,429 --> 00:46:22,015 A little too comfortable outside the law? Yes, he is. 642 00:46:22,599 --> 00:46:27,313 But it would only add to the quotient of sorrow in the world to doubt him. 643 00:46:27,814 --> 00:46:32,944 When the source is a person who rarely has a kind word for anyone. 644 00:46:35,196 --> 00:46:36,573 You seem at peace. 645 00:46:36,781 --> 00:46:38,366 I am, Father. 646 00:46:39,659 --> 00:46:40,994 Thank you again, Father. 647 00:46:41,327 --> 00:46:43,538 Sure. Okay, Artie. 648 00:46:47,710 --> 00:46:50,060 CONIGLIARO: Do you prefer "Corrado" or "Junior." 649 00:46:50,588 --> 00:46:53,048 I prefer "Mr. Soprano." 650 00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:56,552 Your tenure as boss was a short one. 651 00:46:56,886 --> 00:46:59,054 Actually, it was unusual in several ways. 652 00:46:59,889 --> 00:47:01,390 Let me put this to you simply. 653 00:47:01,557 --> 00:47:06,313 You can avoid these charges if you will testify that, in fact 654 00:47:06,521 --> 00:47:09,900 you were not the boss of North Jersey, that in fact 655 00:47:10,150 --> 00:47:14,070 your nephew Anthony Soprano was, and is. 656 00:47:14,529 --> 00:47:19,618 That he, de facto, controlled your capos with the backing of New York 657 00:47:19,951 --> 00:47:22,787 communicating through their emissary, John Sacrimoni. 658 00:47:26,292 --> 00:47:28,169 We want Johnny Sack. 659 00:47:28,419 --> 00:47:31,130 But more than him we want Mangano and Teresi. 660 00:47:31,339 --> 00:47:34,592 I want to fuck Angie Dickinson, see who gets lucky first. 661 00:47:34,759 --> 00:47:37,345 We want you to confirm information we have 662 00:47:37,595 --> 00:47:41,766 through informants and wiretap that you were allowed to profit, 663 00:47:42,016 --> 00:47:45,437 but you were not making policy, and were not in the loop. 664 00:47:45,604 --> 00:47:49,066 You were positioned to take the hits and now you have. 665 00:47:49,316 --> 00:47:52,945 The question is, how long you gonna keep eating shit? 666 00:47:56,949 --> 00:48:00,452 You're 70 years old. How many years you got left? 667 00:48:08,962 --> 00:48:11,172 My nephew running things? 668 00:48:12,715 --> 00:48:14,968 Not that strunz. 669 00:48:15,301 --> 00:48:17,136 Not in this life. 670 00:48:23,977 --> 00:48:25,312 Hey. 671 00:48:25,813 --> 00:48:27,648 Here, let me schlepp that. 672 00:48:28,816 --> 00:48:30,985 -You got any more in the car? -Hm-mm. 673 00:48:32,736 --> 00:48:33,988 How did you get in? 674 00:48:34,196 --> 00:48:37,241 Liliana. She left early. 675 00:48:37,449 --> 00:48:40,619 So, what they're saying on the TV about the storm, huh? 676 00:48:40,911 --> 00:48:43,330 Yeah. You want some coffee? 677 00:48:43,831 --> 00:48:45,625 Only if you're making it. 678 00:48:45,917 --> 00:48:47,794 Father, don't start that. 679 00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:52,799 No, really. I mean it's practically cocktail hour, anyway. 680 00:48:53,216 --> 00:48:54,467 Glass of wine? 681 00:48:54,926 --> 00:48:57,345 How about a Lillet? You in the mood? 682 00:48:59,598 --> 00:49:03,476 Just came to see how you're holding up with these indictments. 683 00:49:03,727 --> 00:49:05,521 We're hanging in. 684 00:49:07,690 --> 00:49:10,526 What we were talking about a few months back… 685 00:49:10,776 --> 00:49:13,029 Think these recent developments 686 00:49:13,237 --> 00:49:16,532 have brought Tony any closer to re-examining his life? 687 00:49:16,741 --> 00:49:18,492 Making some hard choices? 688 00:49:18,743 --> 00:49:20,578 I told her not to use my card! 689 00:49:20,786 --> 00:49:25,334 No, that's mine. One True Thing, just out on DVD. 690 00:49:25,542 --> 00:49:27,377 I was over at Video One anyway 691 00:49:27,544 --> 00:49:31,089 I thought you'd want to take your mind off these stressors. 692 00:49:34,259 --> 00:49:36,178 You want to stay for dinner? 693 00:49:37,429 --> 00:49:39,181 Something wrong, Carm? 694 00:49:39,389 --> 00:49:41,642 Tell me so I know how many steaks to defrost. 695 00:49:41,850 --> 00:49:43,143 Tony's not gonna make it. 696 00:49:43,603 --> 00:49:45,813 Well, if… 697 00:49:46,731 --> 00:49:49,400 As I was saying, my real concern for Tony… 698 00:49:49,776 --> 00:49:54,197 Father, he doesn't give a flying fuck. You know it and I know it. 699 00:49:54,405 --> 00:49:56,449 At least for the foreseeable future. 700 00:49:56,658 --> 00:49:59,243 -Even a bigger reason… -He's a sinner. 701 00:49:59,452 --> 00:50:04,625 And you come here and eat his steaks, and use his entertainment center. 702 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,837 -Carmela, the DVD is for you. -Really? 703 00:50:09,046 --> 00:50:12,132 Last week I told you I'm not a Renée Zellweger fan! 704 00:50:12,633 --> 00:50:14,843 You did? I don't remember that. 705 00:50:15,052 --> 00:50:18,806 You want to watch One True Thing, fine. At least admit it. 706 00:50:20,683 --> 00:50:24,229 I thought you liked movies. Mea culpa! 707 00:50:24,771 --> 00:50:28,400 Oh, Jesus, I get exactly the same "who, me?" shit with Tony. 708 00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:30,276 Two, I don't need! 709 00:50:31,444 --> 00:50:34,823 "Has Tony thought about changing?" Father, please. 710 00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:39,411 You do think I'm a schnorrer, don't you? A parasite. 711 00:50:39,661 --> 00:50:42,790 You denied it, but clearly that's what you think. 712 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,042 No, you know what I think, Father? 713 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:49,004 I think you like the… I don't know what to call it 714 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:53,509 the whiff of sexuality that never goes anyplace. 715 00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:57,513 I have feelings for you, Carmela, I admitted it. 716 00:50:57,805 --> 00:51:02,017 It's my job to deal with them so I can carry on my pastoral duties. 717 00:51:02,436 --> 00:51:05,230 How does Rosalie Aprile fit into your feelings for me? 718 00:51:06,231 --> 00:51:09,276 Oh, so that's it. 719 00:51:10,986 --> 00:51:14,656 I appreciate everything that you've done for me, Father Phil. 720 00:51:15,157 --> 00:51:17,159 The religious counseling 721 00:51:17,367 --> 00:51:20,579 the book on Buddhism, the wonderful chats. 722 00:51:20,829 --> 00:51:22,623 I am very fond of you. 723 00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:25,460 More than fond. 724 00:51:26,794 --> 00:51:29,380 But I think you need to look at yourself. 725 00:51:31,340 --> 00:51:33,468 Call this an intervention. 726 00:51:34,594 --> 00:51:39,682 I think you have this MO where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women. 727 00:51:40,391 --> 00:51:43,479 And I think a lot of it is tied up with food somehow 728 00:51:43,687 --> 00:51:46,607 as well as the sexual tension game. 729 00:51:51,111 --> 00:51:52,196 Whoa. 730 00:52:35,574 --> 00:52:37,493 [THUNDER] 731 00:52:42,249 --> 00:52:45,794 GIACULO: Mr. Soprano! Your wife found you, good. 732 00:52:46,211 --> 00:52:48,171 What are you talking about? 733 00:52:48,380 --> 00:52:51,967 You haven't spoken? We left a message on your home machine. 734 00:52:52,175 --> 00:52:54,094 Your mom's had a stroke. 735 00:52:54,594 --> 00:52:55,846 Stroke? 736 00:52:56,096 --> 00:52:59,391 The news on TV upset her, not that it's my business. 737 00:52:59,599 --> 00:53:00,977 Anyhow, it just happened. 738 00:53:01,185 --> 00:53:04,939 The EMTs are stabilizing her for the ride to St. Vincent's. 739 00:53:06,232 --> 00:53:07,608 TONY: Ma… 740 00:53:09,068 --> 00:53:10,570 I know what you did. 741 00:53:10,945 --> 00:53:13,614 Your only son. Your middle child. 742 00:53:13,865 --> 00:53:16,284 She can't answer, her speech has been affected! 743 00:53:16,534 --> 00:53:18,327 Yeah, my ass. 744 00:53:18,536 --> 00:53:22,875 I heard the FBI tapes, Ma. You know what I'm talking about. 745 00:53:23,417 --> 00:53:25,627 George Clooney, don't get in the middle! 746 00:53:25,794 --> 00:53:28,547 -GIACULO: Call security! -TONY: Uncle Jun's in jail now. 747 00:53:28,797 --> 00:53:31,800 I got one more little detail to take care of. 748 00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:34,887 I don't die that fucking easy, Ma! 749 00:53:35,095 --> 00:53:37,806 I'll live a long life. More than I can say for you. 750 00:53:37,973 --> 00:53:39,809 EMT: All right, that's enough! 751 00:53:40,184 --> 00:53:41,477 GIACULO: Keep her moving! 752 00:53:41,644 --> 00:53:43,313 You try to have me whacked?! 753 00:53:43,563 --> 00:53:45,163 GIACULO: She doesn't understand! 754 00:53:45,273 --> 00:53:49,277 She's smiling, look at her face! She's smiling! 755 00:53:49,652 --> 00:53:51,195 Get off me! 756 00:53:51,446 --> 00:53:54,657 Look at her face! She's got a fucking smile on her face! 757 00:53:54,908 --> 00:53:57,201 All right, that's enough! 758 00:54:20,226 --> 00:54:23,063 [MEXICAN MUSIC ON RADIO] 759 00:54:29,152 --> 00:54:31,154 She go vacation! 760 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,288 [THUNDER] 761 00:54:55,763 --> 00:54:59,476 MEADOW: Dad, give it up. We're not gonna make it to Aunt Patty's. 762 00:55:02,521 --> 00:55:05,649 Dad, hello! We're not gonna make it to Aunt Patty's. 763 00:55:05,899 --> 00:55:08,110 Why did I buy a goddamn off-road vehicle? 764 00:55:08,318 --> 00:55:10,737 To waste petrochemical resources? 765 00:55:11,738 --> 00:55:15,242 She's right, we can't keep driving. I can hardly see in front of us. 766 00:55:15,867 --> 00:55:19,038 -What street are we on? -CARMELA: I think it's Walnut Parkway. 767 00:55:19,664 --> 00:55:20,915 TONY: I've got an idea. 768 00:55:30,216 --> 00:55:31,759 TONY: Come on, come on! Inside! 769 00:55:31,843 --> 00:55:34,993 -MEADOW: He better be open! -TONY: Forget the umbrella, come on! 770 00:55:43,272 --> 00:55:44,606 Artie, thank Christ! 771 00:55:44,857 --> 00:55:46,900 We picked up the kids at school 772 00:55:47,192 --> 00:55:49,945 we can't get home. There's a tree across Mountain Ave. 773 00:55:50,029 --> 00:55:51,321 Oh, Madonna! 774 00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:53,949 We've been driving since 7, nobody's eaten. 775 00:55:54,158 --> 00:55:58,329 I got no power, I'm closing soon as these last people leave. 776 00:55:58,538 --> 00:56:00,123 Let's go to Mickey D's. 777 00:56:00,331 --> 00:56:02,459 Yeah, all right, let's go. 778 00:56:04,127 --> 00:56:05,670 -Let's go. -No! 779 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,131 Come on! Come on! 780 00:56:08,298 --> 00:56:10,800 We'll figure out something, come on! 781 00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:15,096 They gave me steroids too, but it fucked me up! 782 00:56:15,305 --> 00:56:18,142 Keep away from me, because I skeeve, all right? 783 00:56:18,392 --> 00:56:19,810 TONY: Hey, look at this! 784 00:56:20,311 --> 00:56:22,730 PAULIE: Hey, what are you doing, you all right? 785 00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:24,398 TONY: How you doing, pal? 786 00:56:24,940 --> 00:56:26,609 Adriana, you look beautiful. 787 00:56:26,817 --> 00:56:28,319 How you doing? 788 00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:34,325 How are you? 789 00:56:35,326 --> 00:56:39,206 Chiara, her brother and sister are in the kitchen if you want to say hi. 790 00:56:39,414 --> 00:56:40,999 More refugees. 791 00:56:41,249 --> 00:56:42,849 ARTIE: The gas is still working. 792 00:56:43,001 --> 00:56:45,629 I'm cooking by candlelight. I can make anything… 793 00:56:45,837 --> 00:56:47,798 Whatever you got is fine. 794 00:56:48,673 --> 00:56:52,677 Jose! Cabernet, por favor. Regeleali, right? 795 00:56:53,136 --> 00:56:54,596 Yeah, beautiful. 796 00:56:56,348 --> 00:56:58,267 CHARMAINE: No cigars, please. 797 00:57:05,358 --> 00:57:08,486 SILVIO: Look at that fucking lovesick pygmy over there. 798 00:57:10,696 --> 00:57:14,492 The skip seeing a psychiatrist… How does that sit with your ass? 799 00:57:15,701 --> 00:57:19,206 I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours? 800 00:57:19,414 --> 00:57:21,875 Hey, Pat Cooper over here. 801 00:57:22,793 --> 00:57:27,089 Wait a minute, this bothers you? You saw a fucking psychiatrist! 802 00:57:27,297 --> 00:57:28,549 Not a woman! 803 00:57:28,757 --> 00:57:31,885 I can't get past that. It don't compute for me. 804 00:57:32,136 --> 00:57:33,762 You're the one with the issues. 805 00:57:34,012 --> 00:57:36,641 Woman issues. I don't want to fucking go there. 806 00:57:36,850 --> 00:57:38,226 Let's not. 807 00:57:38,852 --> 00:57:42,105 Irregardless, I said my piece. 808 00:57:42,313 --> 00:57:43,982 What're you getting at, Paulie? 809 00:57:45,316 --> 00:57:46,901 Nothing. 810 00:57:47,318 --> 00:57:50,989 Look, he's gonna be the new boss now. 811 00:57:51,239 --> 00:57:55,160 In name, in everything. Wish him buona fortuna. 812 00:57:59,331 --> 00:58:01,792 ANTHONY: You guys got any peanut butter back here? 813 00:58:14,430 --> 00:58:17,767 Oh, God, Artie, you saved our frigging lives here! 814 00:58:18,602 --> 00:58:21,605 -It's beautiful, Artie, thank you! -ARTIE: Enjoy! 815 00:58:25,483 --> 00:58:26,610 Fuck! 816 00:58:26,776 --> 00:58:28,695 -Hey! -You said "frig." 817 00:58:32,490 --> 00:58:33,950 Wait a minute. 818 00:58:35,745 --> 00:58:37,455 I'd like to propose a toast. 819 00:58:39,540 --> 00:58:41,209 To my family. 820 00:58:44,212 --> 00:58:48,257 Someday soon, you're gonna have families of your own. 821 00:58:48,716 --> 00:58:51,219 And if you're lucky 822 00:58:51,427 --> 00:58:54,138 you'll remember the little moments 823 00:58:54,388 --> 00:58:55,974 like this. 824 00:59:00,812 --> 00:59:02,356 That were good. 825 00:59:04,983 --> 00:59:06,360 Cheers!